Have you been thinking about getting a tattoo, but can't decide what of? Are you jazzed on the idea, but don't want to pay for it yourself? Well, if you're open to new ideas, I suggest you consider how cool you'd be with your very own Frank tattoo! You'd be amongst the elite of the elite when it comes to All Things Frank -- and I'll pay for the cost of you to get inked up with me on your hot bod.

This sounds great, but how does it all work? Well...

1.	You figure you wanna get a tattoo -- that's sort of an important first step. Some people aren't cool with the idea. Others don't have an opinion, but know their parents would totally hate it, and are ready to go.
2.	You decide where you wanna put the tattoo -- it's totally up to you. (I'd want to see a picture of it once it's done, but if you prefer, the picture won't be posted anywhere, ever... we would then just use it to prove you went through with it.)
3.	You decide what you want on the tattoo -- we'll help you with the artwork (and lettering, if you also want that). If you prefer, and your local tattoo guy or gal have the skills, I'll model for them while they ink you. The only requirement is the tattoo has me in it, even if it's something as basic as what you see to the right. So, by now, you should (if you've not already), give me a shout.
4.	You get the tattoo done. Again, if you wanna coordinate a time and place to get your work done, I can meet you there -- this also skips Step 5, as I'll pay 'em for you... maybe even treat you to a nice snack afterwards.
5.	Send me the bill and a photo of your new tat. I will either mail you a check or PayPal ya for the cost, and include an extra $5 for you to cover any ice cream cones you may have purchased afterwards as a reward for a job well done.