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Well, the plan for the day includes popping about in the local animal prison zoo, then a bit before 4pm, we'll loading up onto a 737-300 bound for Sydney, then to Perth to begin the wander about Australia. As much as I'd like to pretend otherwise, after we got to the airport, the day gets exceedingly dull, unless you like sitting on planes for more than eight total hours with a three hour gap in between seatings.
8:36am Largely for reasons of fitful sleep, I overslept a bit. I had a rather challenging go of getting to sleep, which I'll blame on my rotund bedmate as he flop about. Humans.
9:21am With sufficient prodding, I was able to get everyone else to pack up their stuffs and roll on our of here, on time, and on budget... or something to that effect.
9:34am We checked out of the hotel, and the hotel manager was kind enough to help us settle the bill. Despite untold hours of being dialed in, it cost us nothing extra, further leading me to the conclusion that the (08) area code number, despite not being a freecall 0800 number, seems to be just that. Alas.
9:46am It seems that the signs were quite clear until we got to the "Y" in the road, which wasn't labeled. We opted for the right-most path, which turned out to be incorrect. The logic that on a peninsula, all things must loop, failed to immediately be proven.
10:11am The logic finally kicked in, and we arrived at the Wellington Zoo. Despite the television ads and mention in travel guides for this place, the parking was only street parking that we could find, and would not have been described as "abundant." Never the less, we found a spot to park.
10:24am After paying $10 for Tubby's admission -- ducks and children under 2 are free, 3-11 are NZ$5 we began our exploration of the Wellington Zoo.
10:32am It took a bit of walking before we found the first exhibit where there were animals to be found, but once we managed that, the quality of our visit increased immeasurably.
11:48am We beat feet (conventional and webbed) from the zoo and headed back to town to kill the remaining two hours before having to be checking in at the airport. Plus, I was peckish.
12:22pm After some wandering, and finding a parking spot on Vivian Street, we walked down toward city centre in search of food. Much to the human surprise and my dismay, we ended up on Courtenay Place. (Where we could have started with in the first place.) But I had to giggle when good citizen Tubby put $2 into the parking meter. It's Sunday.
12:38pm Extending the anti-fast-food programme, we found ourselves in Subway (if it can make Jason skinny in the commercials, maybe I can get Tubby to shed a few kilos as well). Unlikely, but we shared a sandwich and a Coca-Cola (given the notion of Pepsi is foreign virtually everywhere).
1:13pm We finally broke free of the fresh-bread-daily establishment and took again to the streets, wandering for a final ice cream bar and the walk [uphill] back to the car.
1:21pm Safe and sound, we loaded up and headed for the airport, by way of a Shell station to fill up with petrol, as required by the terms of our rental agreement. And surprise! -- petrol was $1.239 a liter there, too.
1:29pm The car was parked in spot 23 and we headed into the terminal to check in, pay the departure tax (NZ$25 for adults and kiddies over 12, NZ$10 for ages 3-12, and free 2 and younger, and apparently, ducks).
2:01pm We soared through the immigration gate (we didn't get a rubber stamping on Tubby's passport, though, drag), and the security check point. No shoes to remove, no laptops to unpack, nothing -- they just x-ray the whole lot of baggage. (It may also have something to do with having numerous security screeners -- five presently -- and only three passengers checking through.)
2:21pm We're comfortably arranged at Gate 26b of the International Flights section of Wellington airport. For the time-conscious, Sydney is -2 hours hours from us, and Perth -4. (Which also means, upon landing in Perth, we'll only be +15 hours from California, whereas we were previously +19 hours. I was only briefly interrupted when someone took my photo.
2:32pm Okay, I grasp the notion of having fire rescue at the airport, but why the boat?
3:23pm Our flight began boarding, and by virtue of being in row 19, we were called up first, along with them super-duper flyers club folks. Yea!
3:30pm Well, mostly "yea!", since being in row 19 of a 21 row plane also means we have plenty of time to sit and contemplate our departure.
0:00pm Okay, I'm bored. And I'm looking out the window. And it's there I see a red security vehicle parked. Aviation Security Service. Does anyone want to bet me a dollar (U.S. New Zealand, or Aussie money all accepted) that the employees of ser Service rarely, if ever, refer to themselves by corporate abbreviation?
3:56pm We took off a few minutes later than the 3:50pm time on the schedule, but no worries. Captain Stuebing (not his real name) still promised we'd be touching down 5 minutes ahead of scheduled in Sydney.
3:57pm Goodbye, Wellington -- here's the harbour as seen from the flight path outbound.
3:59pm And the departure of the North Island...
4:03pm And us beginning to fly over the South Island before turning slightly more westerly than southerly.
4:45pm And now peering down from 33,000 feet (meter? lots of them), I can't see too much more than clouds. But Katie, a lovely girl and employee of Qantas, presented us with a 250ml Coke (about 8 ounces), which have come to be known as "whorehouse sodas," stemming from a Colonel-based story wherein they wanted to order drinks at a brothel. The proprietor asked them if they where there to drink or screw; both, they'd answered. Thus, they were served drinks, but not a full size sort of beverage, apparently.
5:35pm Directly behind me, and continuing for a solid 13 minutes, was the curious cry-cough-whimpering of the elementary school-aged passenger. Delightful, but as long as cookies aren't hurtling my way, I suppose I'll survive.
5:53pm (NZST) > 3:53pm (AEST) With the silence now greeting my ears from three feet (1 meter) behind me, I decided it was time to formally bid New Zealand farewell, and switch over to Australian Eastern Standard Time whilst in Sydney, anyway. I've decided I like the term "whilst", and have vowed to work to make it more accepted back in America upon my return.
4:04pm Tests (mine) reflect the Toshiba laptop battery claims a bit over two hours of "Super Long Life" (using that factory setting) are pretty dead-on. We've been up and running for about 90 minutes, and we have an alleged 45 minutes left.
4:12pm I figured I'd shut down the laptop for a while and stare out the window.
4:51pm Apparently, we are beginning the descent, because the hysterical cry-cough-whimper has begun again -- it's the ears popping thing. I guess I could muster more sympathy if the sounds piercing my ears were coming from the 4-year-old, and not her 7-year-old sister.
5:08pm We've touched down in Sydney, hurrah!
5:17pm It seems the protocol here is, because we're now touching foreign soil, to clear immigration and customs here, versus in Perth as our final destination. No matter; we had plenty of time to kill before the connecting flight.
5:55pm After all that, we were loaded into a shuttle and driven from Terminal 1 (international flights) over to Terminal 3 (domestic). I celebrated our arrival in Terminal 3 by converting money into $100 Australian (in the form of two $50 bills; makes me feel all rich and stuff... plus, I'm a duck, so I think bills are cool).
6:55pm The lack of power left us stuck reading a book, and the announcement just now that we won't be boarding at 7pm -- now 7:55pm due to a late arrival of the plane -- assured me the book idea was the way to go.
7:55pm True to form, we began boarding, and it was probably one of the least organized queue to board a plane. But, it was fast!
8:16pm Our flight actually got off the ground, 56 minutes later than the 7:20pm planned departure. On the up-swing, we were far enough back in the A330 that the centre seats were one fewer across as the plane tapered off, so we didn't have to muck about (as much) with flight attendants banging into us with their carts. In apology for the delay, the first round of beverages (including the beer and wine) was complimentary. Being a soda drinker, the gesture was meaningless to me, but appreciated none the less.
8:32pm Now and truly off the ground, I jumped into working my way though Tom Clancy's The Bear and the Dragon, managing to read a bit over 275 pages before the staggering length of this flight really took hold. 4 hours and 50 minutes to cross Australia...? I don't recall it taking this long from Atlanta to California. Wow.
10:30pm (WST) Flight 583 landed in Perth, somewhat impressively, only 20 minutes beyond the scheduled 10:10pm arrival time. This despite the
11:04pm Our little shuttle departed the airport, after waiting a few extra minutes for a platinum (and bottle) blonde to board without luggage. Curious, but who are we in this circle of life?
11:28pm The check-in process at Hotel Ibis was over and done with after a single signature and a credit card imprint being taken. We then embarked on a review of our itinerary for some reason of overwhelming helpfulness.
11:41pm We actually got to our room after the detailed analysis of our fully written-out itinerary.
11:59pm I'm going to bed. When you factor in time zone changes, yup, based on when we went to bed yesterday four time zones later, our bodies think it's 4am.
 

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