I suppose the sign announcing the tiny town to the right (or south) of where we were on the highway should have been a clue that turning would only burn up valuable seconds of my life. Well, lesson learned.

Yup, that's as good a sign as you're going to get -- take it or leave it. Or miss it completely.		I wonder if the milk people are getting a bit tired of having their catch-phrase altered like this?
For those who are similarly in peril, it's not too late to turn to the church. Got Jesus?