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This could have been a day filled with fun, fantasy, and frollicking, but none of that... it was mostly a day of my feathery bottom sitting in a seat that could be used as a floatation device, as we headed out from the airport near my next to JFK in New York, and then out to Rome.

5:00am The alarm goes off. The girl wakes up and heads for the shower. I’m ready to go myself. The feathers have already dried off and the suitcase is packed. (Yes, there is some real truth to the bit about water rolling right off my back.)
5:39am Arrival at the airport. The girl's mum drops us off, hugs are exchanged and well wishes are shouted. We bustle (well, I mostly waddle) ourselves over to the Delta queue and end up waiting only about 15 minutes. Mr. R. Lee at the counter was kind enough to give us an exit row seat. (More leg room, don'cha know, for the girl, but it didn't do much for me.)
6:04am Made it through airport security, as staffed by those dandy TSA folks. They insisted I go through the X-ray machine. Those clods. I acquiesced, though, even when they refused to answer questions about how safe this dosage of x-rays was to a duck of my size. Girl even got to leave her sneakers on (talk about preferential treatment to girl types). I was hungry, so I got a breakfast burrito from Raving Wraps and the standard Diet Pepsi. Then it was time to get down to work.
8:02am At long last, my group was called and I got my seat -- actually the whole aisle... although the girl insisted on sitting near me. C’mon, I’m over the age of 15, I’m physically capable and I can speak English -- all of which make me an excellent candidate for being in an exit row. When the flight attendants walked down the coach section, handing out menus, I was excited. More food! Until I learned that I’d have to pay. Girl was frowning, too, so I knew she wouldn’t be dishing out the cash on my account. We consumed her snacky items and then slept.
5:10pm (EST) Arrived at JFK Airport in New York. Only 45 minutes late. Rachel and I rushed from gate 7 to gate 14, stopping only long enough to buy two books (paperbacks, which are both cheaper to buy and lighter to carry).
6:25pm Flight 148 finally taxied out of the JFK Airport. (Sigh), I’m sitting next to Anthony. He’s from the Bronx, declined a photo with me with me but gave me some good info. about Rome. He’s got a crib there. (That's a "house" for the rest of you not into the hip talk.)
8:00pm After a “free” dinner, I dozed off and on. Matchstick Men was playing but I’ve already seen it, so I think I'm going to attempt a nap.
11:05pm Yet another movie, already spoiled, is playing -- Out of Time. Yawn. The girl went back to reading her Judith McNaught book, and I'm going back to sleep.
 

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