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6:15am |
Just to throw me for a curve, Tubby
set the alarm early. Something about getting a jump on the
day. |
6:26am |
I was snatched up and taken (quite abruptly) outside and to the
train. Mind you, there's no sun in sight, and it's cold outside. |
6:54am |
We connect through to the final stop,
and exit the train. |
6:57am |
The access card the boy has doesn't work at this hour. By
appearing to fumble for a card, though, he's able to follow some other
(more clearly authorized) folks into the building. |
7:12am |
Plugged in and up and running, the
boy puts a phone to his head, and sits in that position with the momentary
hang up and dial again, for two hours. Who'd want to talk to
him in any case? |
9:16am |
He's off the phone and disappeared to do whatever it is he does.
I figure it's a good time for a nap. |
12:21pm |
I'm awoken and carried as we venture
outside, on what many people call a "lunch hour."
I wouldn't know... the boy barely leaves his little area unless
there's a fire brigade outside (flashing lights mandatory) or a
rumour of pretty girls outside wearing plaid skirts (I suspect some
weird Catholic school thing from years past). In either event,
we're out of doors. |
12:27pm |
We pop into Commonwealth Bank, branch 2140, Victoria Street, Chatswood,
NSW to exchange $100 US for more of this Australian Monopoly money.
(I realize it has an actual cash value, but any time I encounter paper
money that's tear resistant, that says to me, "plastic."
And plastic, is, well, fun. And you have fun when you play games.
And Monopoly is a game. Do you enjoy my transitive logic? |
12:33pm |
After completing out transaction,
paying a $5 fee (just like in the US, but there the fee was $5 US,
here it's $5 Australian, which is only about $2.60... I think I'm
better off, eh?), we headed to the Westfield Shoppingtown. By
walking in the door, we're on Level 3. The place (not a mall,
a "shopping town", remember) has 6 levels we've identified,
and a decent food court. Including a McDonalds, which we will
overlook. |
12:36pm |
We ascend to Level 5 and look at Toys 'R' Us. Nope, nothing
here they don't seem to have back home. So down the moving walkway
we go... it's not an escalator, mind you -- there's no
steps. |
12:38pm |
The recent flip through the phone
book shows there's several Wendy's throughout the area. When
we got there, though, we were in for a bit of a
surprise, and the boy went into vapor lock, and couldn't function
for a moment or two. |
12:40pm |
And then we walked away. To clarify, yes, it's lunch time,
it's the food court, and I'm leaving with Tubby, unfed. Great. |
12:43pm |
I made enough of a stink (verbally,
not literally) that we ducked into Burger King on the way back.
To protest this shabby treatment, I ordered a chicken item from the
menu. My consumption of another winged bird, however, caused
the boy no grief. Oh well... at least it didn't cause me any
further distress. |
1:02pm |
Back at the desk. The boy seems to have designs on more of
whatever it is he does, so I'm back to cozy up with a woolen sweater
in a dark corner under the desk. |
6:36pm |
We depart the office, but in a bold
move, instead of heading to the train, we go back to the shopping
town. It seems this is their late night, and everything is open
until 9pm, versus the overly inconvenient-to-consumers 5:30pm.
Field trip! |
6:49pm |
As noted, the place
is massive (forgive the poor splice job, but it seems easier than
expecting you to open two pictures and visualize). It could
even be big enough to be a small city. Six levels that span
the length of what seems to be about two city blocks, and level 7
is a cinema (y'know a movie theater). Opening today: XXX,
and next week, Austin Power's Goldmember. And yes, they're
about three months behind an American theatrical release schedule. |
6:50pm |
Speaking of behind the times, they
still have a Tandy
computer store that isn't gone out of business. |
6:55pm |
Descending from Level
5 (where we took the massive picture) down to Level 4 for the
food court. With any luck, Tubby may now feed himself, which
means me, by extension. |
7:01pm |
We hit the Pizza Hut Express (they
provide Pepsi, enough said). Our pizza would be ready in 5 minutes. |
7:12pm |
It seems at when you're down under, so is time. Although
upside down, a 5 still looks like a 5 -- not 10. |
7:21pm |
The less-than-filling pizza dinner
has left us on the quest for snacks. We began at Target. |
7:28pm |
No dice. The store is more of a quasi-Target, the margarine
of Target, it's the Diet Coke of Target, just one calorie
joule -- not enough. We left without making a purchase. |
7:32pm |
We discover the Food for Less, or
something to that effect... just another Woolworths. We wander
the aisles, impressed that everything looks like food, yet, nothing
looks too familiar, for the most part, odd. |
7:36pm |
United States: Cheese-n-Crackers. Australia: Snack
abouts. But Vegemite? What the heck is Vegemite? |
7:37pm |
Sliced cheese? Yes -- even
Kraft. No American cheese, though. Surprise. But,
what
flavor is it? Doesn't say, I regret. |
7:38pm |
A bit early for
this, isn't it? |
7:43pm |
Little in the way of silly cereal;
most were very practical. Although you can't swing a hammer
without hitting Bob
the Builder around here. |
7:44pm |
Trying to choose between house brand Fruiti
Rings
or Fruit Loops? Difference is probably minor, although
the Fruit Loops costs roughly double that of the leading brand. |
7:45pm |
Oh my sweet platypus!!! Pepsi -- dirt
cheap!!! C'mon, 75¢ for a 1.25 liter bottle? Even
in America that's a bargain, but here, where that's roughly 41 cents
(including any redemption value AND sales tax), it's an absolute steal.
If it's still here, we'll be back at lunch for more... and only bring
another $1.50! |
7:47pm |
Other cute foods to be showcased from the comfort of the hotel.
We ran through the check-out (cashier Sarah, a delightful lass who
seemed amused at the childish t-shirt the boy was wearing... yeah,
that's a first, huh?), and headed outside again, purchases in hand. |
7:49pm |
This is worth investigating... Donut
King? Beyond the name, two things of interest. First,
look at the colours
and assortment! (And shapes; in the lower left, yes, that's
a dinosaur shaped donut for $1.90, or about $1 US). 3 for $2.80
is also about right - 50 cents each, US equivalent Secondly,
and not capture on film, yet... no donut holes - they had mini-donuts,
but they were decorated as fancy as the colorful ones. Sold
in an apparent dozen. That, my dear ducklings, is worth a second
visit tomorrow when we make the Pepsi run. |
7:51pm |
A $2
Store? Silly sounding to you, but remember, the exchange
rate is roughly 2:1 between Australia and America... so it's just
your $1 American store. They're just to practical, huh.
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7:52pm |
A chemist...?
So, for kids in Australia, there's actually some function for taking
chemistry, unlike the U.S., where you do little more than create sulfur
that stinks up the building for everyone else? |
8:32pm |
We finally return home/the hotel. Oh, goodie. |
8:34pm |
Our food purchases, on parade:
- 1 can, 340 grams, Hot
and Spicy Spam.
- 1 package, 1 meter, black
licorice. Any junk food that's sold by length should
be purchased - it's like a law of tourism.
- 1 box, 300 grams, Oreos. Complete with funky
packaging information. And less
OreoStuff than we're used to -- isn't it supposed to go nearly
to the edge of the cookie?
- 1 can, 130 grams, Heinz
Spaghetti. Will I ever eat it? No. But the
can is so small and wretchedly adorable!
- 2 bottles, 1.25 liters each, Diet Pepsi. 75 cents each.
To get a sense of how big 1.25 liters is, here I am with
the bottle and a can of Pringles, for perspective.
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9:42pm |
Off to sleep... we've got an early day ahead of us. Why; I'm
not sure. But if I get a package of mini-donuts and some more
cheap Pepsi, I don't care. Tootles! |
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