| Frank's Rating Guide (Combines the
Movie and Ending |
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A must see - even at outrageous night
prices. You can even bring a date (who will still respect you
at the end*). Also good enough to see by yourself, if you have
to, or if you don't have any friends. |
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Look like a big spender - you won't get made fun of for paying for
and inviting others to this one. But don't be embarrassed to
smuggle in your own snacks... cheaper than $4.50 for a Pepsi, eh? |
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Good enough for matinee prices, and probably even for the pricey night rates. You'll probably still manage
to impress your date. (Actual success of your date, however, isn't
guaranteed.) |
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It's fine if you're not paying for it, or you're going with someone
who really wants to see it. But don't go out of your way if you're
alone (unless you happen to be bored to tears and it's a national
holiday). |
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Wait for someone to sell it to you
(cheap) on tape (or DVD if it's very cheap). It's a gamble whether
you will be be able to sit through the whole thing. Bring a date only
if they have a GOOD sense of humor so you can both laugh/cry at the
film afterwards. |
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You would be better served spending your money paying a thug to
pull out your finger nails under a bridge. If you dared to bring a
date she or he will think you're either a complete moron, or didn't
read the reviews before choosing this film. |
| And the half ducks are when we're split between
the two. |
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| * Actual respect may vary.
This film isn't going to necessarily hurt your respect rating, but
there's no guarantee it will help it, either. Respect has no
cash value. |
