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05/11/2004: "Oh Canada!, Inc."

Yes, I'll get off the Inc. thing already. My official date of becoming a corporation was 5-6-04, which is a neat number 5.6.4. And like any well-planned event, we'll have to have a flag made. Why? In the borrowed words of Eddie Izzard: "...We stole countries! That's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags! Sail halfway around the world, stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain."" So, I've ordered up a flag. Well, two, actually. One to have with me, and one to stick into a plot of land, just in case I want to claim that barren wasteland north of Oklahoma as mine, and attempt to civilize that oh-so-flat region. Nice notion, had such a place existed. But Canada exists, so I'm planning a wander through that maple-leafed place, much like the Godfather films, in two parts. (Yes, I'm aware of a Godfather III, but it was crap in comparison. So maybe I'll have a Canada III, where I meander through the Yukon. Who knows.)