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10/25/2003: "Alert - Product Advisory"

If you were thinking, as I was, how neat it would be to have a glow-in-the-dark trick-or-tread bucket, and thought the one at Jack-in-the-Box would do nicely, be forewarned it doesn't glow in the dark. Not even slightly. I thought maybe it wasn't dark enough, so I waited until now -- 3am -- and put it under a black light (if something glows-in-the-dark, it does so with great vigor under a black light). Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Not even a twinkle. And in my spare time of disappointing candy bucket shopping, I managed to sit through Good Boy! and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, if you're looking for spoiled movie endings.